Last-Minute Sick Day Excuses that Are Good Again in the New Year
It’s February. No one remembers you had “food poisoning” last year.
5 min readFeb 2, 2020
A lot of my coworkers told me “Happy New Year” this year. Everyone looked me right in the eye when they said it, and John from Accounting had the balls to ask why I hadn’t responded to his “Happy New Year” text he wrote specially for me and…
